Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Episode 12: One is All, All is One

The episode opens on Dr. Marcoh, standing with an Assistant behind a cooking station. He enthusiastically announces his '10-second cooking show,' ready to tackle a recipe from the original manga. Before he can even pick up a pan, a buzzer signals his time is up, leaving both characters in stunned silence. The segment ends with a title card, a testament to the brevity of this culinary ambition.

Envy, in his monstrous form, holds Dr. Marcoh, taunting his captive. Instead of a struggle, Marcoh surprises everyone, including the audience, by planting a large, bubbly kiss directly on Envy's long tongue. This unexpected romantic gesture causes Envy to comically explode from sheer shock. Scar and Yoki, watching from the sidelines, are left utterly bewildered by Marcoh's bizarre victory.

Ed, along with Darius and Heinkel, travels in a peculiar, horned vehicle, consumed by the challenge of finding his brother. We then cut to a department store's Lost Child Center, where an announcement pages Alphonse Elric. It is revealed that Ed, grumbling about wanting candy, has resorted to sitting with toddlers in the Lost Child Center, believing this to be the most efficient way to locate Alphonse.

A fierce duel between Greed and King Bradley is interrupted when the rest of the Bradley family joins the fray. Selim launches himself onto his father's head, swiftly followed by Mrs. Bradley, who lands atop Selim. They then perform the absurd 'Bradley Family Totem Pole Jet Stream Attack,' a spinning, chanting spectacle that leaves Greed horrified and screaming for Mrs. Bradley to leave the battlefield.

King Bradley's military train grinds to a halt in the countryside, the cause being a vast flock of sheep. To Bradley's rising annoyance, the sheep then force their way into the train cars, burying him and his men in an overwhelming tide of fluff. A nearby terrorist reports the success of the 'Sheep Terror' mission, having neutralized the target through the most unlikely, softest of weapons.

The episode concludes with the production credits scrolling across a simple black-and-white screen. The series' creator, Hiromu Arakawa, is represented by her signature bespectacled cow mascot. The cow performs an energetic, repetitive dance routine on the left side of the screen as the staff names pass by. The curtains finally close, marking the end of these comedic shorts.