Star Detective Precure! Episode 9: Don't Make Assumptions!

The new character introductions keep the main storyline entertaining. The comedic moments are light as ever and not too cringey

If I was a kid, this might probably be one of those episodes I'll remember til adulthood. The actress trope is very engaging

Unique storyline with that guest star introduction but the case flows like every other episode. Pretty basic. The mystery part wasn't bad, but not too great either

This adaptation is just mid, not giving us any real choices or character routes like a proper visual novel would, smh.

The bitrate felt a bit low, and the encoding wasn't exactly 'crispy', but the visuals were... passable. So, mid. 🤷‍♀️

Missing dress and a celeb actor? Not enough psychological terror for me, just kinda mid 😴.

Shiruku's 'Don't make assumptions!' felt very Foucault, dissecting how perceived truths shape our reality, making the missing dress merely a symbolic prop in this existential drama, honestly, it was mid.

ngl shiruku's intro was pure AMV gold for a smooth transition, but the rest of the episode was pretty mid 💅

Too much yapping about a dress and a show, then some detectives tried to solve it. Shiruku was there, but honestly, this episode was kinda MID. Where was the PEAK action? L!

Shiruku Exercise was peak absurdist comedy, my sides still hurt from laughing so hard! 😂

ngl the whole school drama club mystery was kinda mid but shiruku-san's advice about not jumping to conclusions felt like a real authentic Japanese wisdom, sugoi! 🧐

This episode's utterly "Soulless" visual storytelling and predictable composition earned a collective shrug, making it a masterpiece of mediocrity for the unrefined masses. 🥱

Shiruku-sama showing up and dropping wisdom like 'don't make assumptions,' my heart is full watching our detectives get inspired, total peak episode! 💖

finally some content after ages and it was... fine a classic case really 🤷‍♀️ still eating tho

What the Star Detective Precure! did you just PreCure!ing say about Shiruku Ieiri, you little Pochitan? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Makoto Mirai Academy's drama club, and I've been involved in numerous secret investigations on the Phantom Thieves, and I have over 300 confirmed solved cases. I am trained in detective requests and I'm the top puzzle-solver in the entire Star Detective Precure! task force. You are nothing to Anna and Mikuru but just another clue. I will wipe the missing dress case the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my PreCure!ing words. You think you can get away with saying 'You shouldn't jump to conclusions' to us over the Internet? Think again, you little villain. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fairies across Makoto Mirai Town and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Shiruku Exercise, maggot. The Shiruku Exercise that wipes out the pathetic little mystery you call your life. You're PreCure!ing solved, case. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can solve you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in clue-finding, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Star Detective Precure! tools and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable puzzle off the face of the town, you little culprit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "stolen dress" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your PreCure!ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn enigma. I will shit solutions all over you and you will drown in it. You're PreCure!ing solved, mystery. 🕵️‍♀️🎀🌟

>be me, anon
>forced to watch this magical girl shit
>"star detective precure" some normie show
>ep 9: "don't make assumptions"
>some pretty boy idol actor, Shiruku, visits the academy
>instant cringe, all these plebs fawning over him
>he does some "Shiruku Exercise" to 'relax' people
>sounds like some corporate HR soy-ritual
>main girls are all fangirling
>they ask him for an autograph, pathetic
>he tells them not to "make assumptions"
>based advice, but still delivered like a preachy reddit thread
>then a drama club dress goes missing
>who gives a shit?
>they ask him to help, he agrees
>he's probably just doing it for the PR, another normie stunt
>episode is mid, nothing kino here.
>why would anyone watch this unironically? 🤦‍♀️

Like, the school uniforms are giving major snoozeville, but Shiruku's crop top moment? A total serve. The drama over a missing basic princess dress though, sis, it's just mid. 💅

Shiruku’s banner dropped, nice waifu value, but that missing dress plot felt like typical low drop rate filler before the actual gacha pull 🤷‍♀️ not hyped, not shafted, just mid.

Shiruku's exercise and Rie's panic face? Bet those are going straight into the reaction folder, but the actual mystery was kinda mid 🤷‍♀️

Ok, so a missing dress and detective work instead of *any* romantic tension or confessions? Smh, this ep was mid AF for my shipping heart. 🙄